If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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