I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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