What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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