Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
