it hurts more in the daytime
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
