It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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