i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
