Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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