the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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