No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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