break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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