yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
be right there i have to get my cape
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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