If i come over, it means nothing
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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