Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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