And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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