Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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