at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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