i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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