My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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