for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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