that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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