My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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