very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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