so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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