Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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