And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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