I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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