Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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