Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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