i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize