could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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