hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize