Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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