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I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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