Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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