It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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