from now on my penis is your penis
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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