Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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