i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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