hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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