Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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