508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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