I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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