Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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