I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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