the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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