why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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