Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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