Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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