she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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