do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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