Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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