They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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